The sensei speaks

The sensei speaks!
Here is a newspaper report on an interview with the sensei

Here are some of the questions they asked him...

Q: Did you build the dojo?

A: Yes. When I was young and alone.

Q: Where have you been since then?

A: I was wandering in the wilderness learning and seeking wisdom.

Q: Have many penguins defeated you?
A: Only Black Belts win. I play with everyone, but only masters win.

Q: What do you get after becoming a ninja?
A: All ninja's get to go into a secret hideout and some can turn invisible...

edited by craziiejas..